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Thursday, June 30, 2011

News updates

News updates

News updates

news in urdu by urdu daily news

Funny Jokes

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan jokes

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? 

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki 

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!! 

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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, 

kisi ne pocha kyun maara. 

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, 

janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…

Pathan jokes

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Movies 2011

Life in a Day


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Movies 2011

Toast 

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Movies 2011

Dragons Or Dinosaurs Creation Or Evolution


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Movies 2011

Expecting Mary


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Funny Jokes

Only three doors


An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Funny Jokes

Speeding


A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Funny Jokes

is it michael jackson


little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?


Funny Jokes

Dirty Joke

Ketchup and rubber buns
DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".

KID: Gotcha.

DAD: what did you buy at the store?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What did you have for dinner?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?

KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!


Monday, June 20, 2011

Movies of the week!

Super 8 
 Miss California crowned Miss USA
LOS VEGAS: Miss California Alyssa Campanella took the crown at Sunday night's Miss USA pageant, beating out 50 other beauties at the event at the Planet Hollywood Resort ....Learn more

 Why smokers gain weight when they quit

 Updated at: 0921 PST,  Friday, June 10, 2011
Why smokers gain weight when they quit WASHINGTON: Scientists say they've finally discovered why smokers tend to gain some weight when they kick the habit.

It turns out that nicotine can rev up brain cells that normally signal people to stop eating when they're full, researchers report in Friday's edition of the journal Science.Full story
WorldWorld's longest passenger aircraft
Updated at: 1717 PST,  Sunday, June 19, 2011

 LE BOURGET: Boeing Co's (BA.N) 747-8 Intercontinental, the new elongated passenger version of its legendary jumbo jet, made its international debut on Sunday, under cloudy skies after a half-hour delay due to wind.The new model has 467 seats,Full story

Thursday, June 16, 2011

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