tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45250753076551267142024-02-19T18:32:30.723-08:00JUST 4 UQadir Buxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17532853101250581803noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-22553922940840724122011-07-03T10:17:00.000-07:002011-07-03T10:17:07.319-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: 14px;"></span><br />
<h1 style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia, Times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Prince William And Kate Middleton</h1><div><br />
</div><div class="meta" style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px;"></div><div class="storycontent"><a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51760-prince-william-and-kate-middleton/" style="color: #205b87; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; text-decoration: none;" title="Prince William And Kate Middleton"><img alt="Prince William And Kate Middleton" class="alignleft" src="http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/themes/mag/thumb.php?src=http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-225x300.jpg&h=50&w=50&zc=1&q=80" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 600px;" /></a>Following in the footsteps of Princess Diana, bride-to-be Kate Middleton will exclude “obey” from her <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1" style="background-attachment: scroll !important; background-clip: initial !important; background-color: transparent !important; background-image: none !important; background-origin: initial !important; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat repeat !important; border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 255) !important; border-bottom-style: dotted !important; border-bottom-width: 1px !important; color: rgb(0, 0, 255) !important; cursor: pointer !important; display: inline !important; float: none !important; font-family: 'Times New Roman' !important; font-size: 14px !important; font-style: normal !important; font-weight: normal !important; padding-bottom: 1px !important; padding-left: 0px !important; padding-right: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px !important; position: static;">wedding vows</span> to Prince William. According to the Daily Mail, Middleton will instead fulfill the<a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51760-prince-william-and-kate-middleton/">... »</a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-30922999881001853422011-07-03T10:14:00.001-07:002011-07-03T10:14:45.196-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px;"></span><br />
<h1 style="font-family: Georgia, Times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Channel 2 News</h1><div style="color: #444444;"><br />
</div><div class="meta" style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px;"></div><div class="storycontent" style="color: #444444;"><a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51787-channel-2-news/" style="color: #205b87; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; text-decoration: none;" title="Channel 2 News"><img alt="Channel 2 News" class="alignleft" src="http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/themes/mag/thumb.php?src=http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/channel-2-news.jpeg&h=50&w=50&zc=1&q=80" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 600px;" /></a>On March 21st I performed some of my Bubbleology on the Chicago Channel 2 Morning News in honor of National Bubbles Week. Here’s a “behind the<a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51787-channel-2-news/"> ... »</a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-68246072296582755952011-07-03T10:12:00.000-07:002011-07-03T10:12:41.974-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-size: 14px;"></span><br />
<h1 style="color: #222222; font-family: Georgia, Times, serif; font-size: 26px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 28px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Islamabad</h1><div><br />
</div><div class="meta" style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px;"></div><div class="storycontent"><a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51800-islamabad/" style="color: #205b87; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; text-decoration: none;" title="Islamabad"><img alt="Islamabad" class="alignleft" src="http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/themes/mag/thumb.php?src=http://www.111breakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/islamabad-300x209.jpg&h=100&w=100&zc=1&q=80" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; float: left; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 600px;" /></a>ISLAMABAD (AP) — Osama bin Laden was killed in a helicopter raid on a mansion in an area north of the Pakistani capital, U.S. and Pakistani officials said Monday. Four helicopters launched the attack in the Bilal area of Abbottabad, about 100 kilometers (62 miles)<a href="http://www.111breakingnews.com/51800-islamabad/">... »</a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-44129232386932742042011-07-01T21:29:00.000-07:002011-07-01T21:29:31.386-07:00Mp3 Ringtones<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1565784683"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="i need you now" src="http://static.mobile9.com/gallery_folder/70.png" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="om shanti om" src="http://static.mobile9.com/gallery_folder/93.png" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></a><br />
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<a href="http://gallery.mobile9.com/c/101-80-wallpapers/4/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="nature eMobilez" src="http://patricia.mobile9.com/download/thumb/485/natureemob_v3t26w79.gif" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="four hearts together" src="http://patricia.mobile9.com/download/thumb/485/fourhearts_ct3jpuit.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-58455150463015288292011-07-01T21:18:00.000-07:002011-07-01T21:18:47.330-07:00Mobile Software<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1774718978"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="200 APPS PACK IN ONE" src="http://goran.mobile9.com/download/thumb/443/1309513555.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="Total Recall 3.2" src="http://goran.mobile9.com/download/thumb/443/1309511420.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></a><br />
<a href="http://gallery.mobile9.com/f/1961243/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="UC 7.7 Browser" src="http://janasto.mobile9.com/download/thumb/317/1309511851.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="BEST THEME PACK" src="http://goran.mobile9.com/download/thumb/443/1309512725.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-64494083923576482132011-07-01T21:15:00.000-07:002011-07-01T21:15:11.164-07:00Mobiles Themes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1297160051"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="Flowers..." src="http://smallrat.mobile9.com/download/thumb/425/1304447540.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><img alt="Landscape" src="http://patricia.mobile9.com/download/thumb/491/landscape_r32ybpem.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(104, 151, 19); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></a><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-20956314078790416652011-06-30T22:07:00.001-07:002011-06-30T22:07:53.456-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><a href="http://www.thenews.com.pk/Sports.aspx"><img id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_imgMain" src="http://images.thenews.com.pk/updates_pics/7-1-2011_17874_l.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; height: 149px; width: 247px;" title="High-profile Sharapova, low-ley Kvitova in final" /></a></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-42456553573936881012011-06-30T22:06:00.000-07:002011-06-30T22:06:09.817-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><a href="http://www.thenews.com.pk/NewsSubIndex.aspx?ID=5"><img id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_imgEntertainment" src="http://images.thenews.com.pk/updates_pics/7-1-2011_17891_l.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; height: 180px; width: 298px;" title="‘Bol’ beats ‘My Name Is Khan’ record" /></a></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-84021024852478338572011-06-30T22:01:00.000-07:002011-06-30T22:01:03.927-07:00News updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px;"><a href="http://www.urdudailynews.com/"><img alt="news in urdu by urdu daily news" height="130" src="http://www.urdudailynews.com/fpdata/6-30-2011_74865_1.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-26591294298053291302011-06-30T01:52:00.000-07:002011-06-30T01:52:10.749-07:00Funny Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.<br />
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Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.<br />
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Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.<br />
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Pathan: Thanks Yara..<span><br />
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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.<br />
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Pathan: Kaise?<br />
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Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.<br />
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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.<br />
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Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?<br />
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Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai<br />
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar<br />
so raha tha:<br />
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Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.<br />
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko<br />
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.<br />
Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.<br />
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Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.<br />
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Kyon?<br />
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Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."<br />
1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha<br />
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho<br />
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.<br />
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy. <img alt="Laughing" border="0" src="http://www.forumpakistan.com/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px;" /><br />
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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.<br />
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?<br />
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.<br />
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</span><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.<br />
uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,<br />
paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay<br />
bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,<br />
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.<br />
Wo ready ho geya.<br />
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir...<br />
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay. </span></span><span style="color: red;"></span><img alt="Laughing" border="0" src="http://www.forumpakistan.com/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px;" /> <img alt="Laughing" border="0" src="http://www.forumpakistan.com/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px;" /><span><br />
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</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-17972125583323154112011-06-30T01:33:00.000-07:002011-06-30T01:33:03.952-07:00Pathan jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />kisi ne pocha kyun maara. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Dost pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />pathn:Han <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Dost:kis k 7? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pathn:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq diya. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />jab wo pareshan howa to hum bola:APRIL <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />FOOL,APRIL FOOL.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Khan Saab: 20 No wali. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Man: Agar 20 No wali Na Milay Tu? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Khan Saab:Phir;10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena..</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px;"></span><br />
<div class="postbody" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.3em; line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag gaya. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pathan hansne laga. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Dost: Wo tmhara mobile lekar bhaga or tm hans rahe ho. <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pathan: Bhagne do charger to mere pas ha..</div><div class="postbody" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.3em; line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />sai 6 logon ko nikala! <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Q??? <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Is liye <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />K <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Wo 6 log <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Fire Brigade walay thay:-)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A ]Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh <br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />to janwar hai, usko kya pata</span><br />
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</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-52066578371780461392011-06-30T01:14:00.000-07:002011-06-30T01:14:20.086-07:00Pathan jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai<br />
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”</span><br />
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Pathan:Oye Mre Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift De Shopkeeper: G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He Pathan: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He “Dandruff Free”<br />
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A Pathan Used To Go To College With His Donkey… After Few Years He Had To Go Alone… Why? Because The Donkey Graduated<br />
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How Do You Make A Pathan Laugh On Saturday? Tell Him A Joke On Wednesday<br />
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Pathan Got The 4th Child. He Fills Data In The Birth Certificate “Mother: Pathan (Doubtfully). Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese.” “How Come You Write “Chinese” When Both Parents Are Pathans?” “Aah, Pathan Read A Newspaper, It Says That Every 4th Person Born On The Earth Now Is A Chinese.”<br />
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Pathan: Aye Khuda Tu Mujhe Rs.100 Dega To Hum Tumhari Raah Main Rs.50 Dega. Rastay Main Usay Rs.50 Mila To Pathan Bola: Ya Khudaya Itna Bhi Bhrosa Nahi Kya Pehle He Kaat Liya.<br />
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Pathan: Me Ne Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye. 2nd Pathan: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi. 1st: Me Ne Likha Tha K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tum Zaror Ana<br />
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Pathan: Kal Subha Mere Abba Kunwain Main Gir Gaye Or Zor Zor Se Chillany Lagy Bachao Bachao. 2nd Pathan: Ab Kese Hain? 1st: Theak He Hongy, Kal Sham Se Koi Aawaz To Nahi Aai<br />
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1 Pathan Cycle Chalate Aur Gungunate Howe Kahin Ja Raha Tha Rastae Mein Ek Aurat Se Takra Betha. Aurat Chilla Kar Boli, “Break Nahi Maar Sakte They Kya ???” Pathan Herat Se… “Pora Cycle Mar Deya Abhi Break Mar Kar Kia Faida.”<br />
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1 Pathan Ne Ek Buzurg Se Koch Pocha Buzurg Ne 2 Thapar Laga Diye 1 Admi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Tumne Kiya Bola, Pathan: Mein Ne Sirf Pocha Ke “14 August Ki Nimaz Kaha Hogi”<br />
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1 Pathan “Paksitan” Ka Flag Lene Gya, Shop Wale Ne Usay Flag Diya Pathan Ne Koch Pocha Jise Sun Ke Dukandar Pagal Ho Gaya Guess . . . Pathan: Es Mein Aur Color Dikaow<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.<br />
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The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"<br />
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The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-37638097260047577492011-06-28T09:19:00.001-07:002011-06-28T09:19:31.482-07:00Funny Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Speeding</b></span><br />
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Lady: what does it look like?<br />
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Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.<br />
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The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.<br />
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The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4525075307655126714.post-80442295065587706092011-06-28T09:17:00.000-07:002011-06-28T09:17:22.366-07:00Funny Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>is it michael jackson</b></span><br />
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little boy: mummy is god black or white?<br />
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mummy: why god is both black and white<br />
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little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?<br />
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mummy: why god is both gay and strait<br />
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little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?</span><br />
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<tr><td colspan="2">DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".<br />
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KID: Gotcha.<br />
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DAD: what did you buy at the store?<br />
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KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.<br />
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DAD: What did you have for dinner?<br />
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KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.<br />
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DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?<br />
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KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!</td></tr>
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