Thursday, June 30, 2011
Funny Jokes
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
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Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
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Pathan jokes
Pathan jokes
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…
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Pathan jokes
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Funny Jokes
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Funny Jokes
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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Funny Jokes
is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
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Dirty Joke
Ketchup and rubber buns | |
DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". KID: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store? KID: Ketchup and rubber buns. DAD: What did you have for dinner? KID: Ketchup and rubber buns. DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street? KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY! |
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Sunday, June 26, 2011
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Mangos output, export to fall short of targets
Updated at: 1310 PST, Wednesday, June 22, 2011http://www.geo.tv/6-22-2011/82809.htm
Updated at: 1310 PST, Wednesday, June 22, 2011http://www.geo.tv/6-22-2011/82809.htm
Importance Of Education
Importance of Education:
The importance of learning in enabling the individual to put his potentials to optimal use is self-evident. Without education, the training of the human minds is incomplete. No individual is a human being in the working world until he has been educated in the proper sense.
The importance of learning in enabling the individual to put his potentials to optimal use is self-evident. Without education, the training of the human minds is incomplete. No individual is a human being in the working world until he has been educated in the proper sense.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Miss California crowned Miss USA |
LOS VEGAS: Miss California Alyssa Campanella took the crown at Sunday night's Miss USA pageant, beating out 50 other beauties at the event at the Planet Hollywood Resort ....Learn more |
Why smokers gain weight when they quit
Updated at: 0921 PST, Friday, June 10, 2011WASHINGTON: Scientists say they've finally discovered why smokers tend to gain some weight when they kick the habit.
It turns out that nicotine can rev up brain cells that normally signal people to stop eating when they're full, researchers report in Friday's edition of the journal Science.Full story
World's longest passenger aircraft
Updated at: 1717 PST, Sunday, June 19, 2011
LE BOURGET: Boeing Co's (BA.N) 747-8 Intercontinental, the new elongated passenger version of its legendary jumbo jet, made its international debut on Sunday, under cloudy skies after a half-hour delay due to wind.The new model has 467 seats,Full story
Updated at: 1717 PST, Sunday, June 19, 2011
LE BOURGET: Boeing Co's (BA.N) 747-8 Intercontinental, the new elongated passenger version of its legendary jumbo jet, made its international debut on Sunday, under cloudy skies after a half-hour delay due to wind.The new model has 467 seats,Full story
Sunday, June 19, 2011
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