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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Pathan jokes

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”

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Pathan:Oye Mre Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift De Shopkeeper: G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He Pathan: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He “Dandruff Free”
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A Pathan Used To Go To College With His Donkey… After Few Years He Had To Go Alone… Why? Because The Donkey Graduated
—————————————————————————————— Why Did 18 Pathans Go To A Movie? Because Below 18 Was Not Allowed
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How Do You Make A Pathan Laugh On Saturday? Tell Him A Joke On Wednesday
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Pathan Got The 4th Child. He Fills Data In The Birth Certificate “Mother: Pathan (Doubtfully). Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese.” “How Come You Write “Chinese” When Both Parents Are Pathans?” “Aah, Pathan Read A Newspaper, It Says That Every 4th Person Born On The Earth Now Is A Chinese.”
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Pathan: Aye Khuda Tu Mujhe Rs.100 Dega To Hum Tumhari Raah Main Rs.50 Dega. Rastay Main Usay Rs.50 Mila To Pathan Bola: Ya Khudaya Itna Bhi Bhrosa Nahi Kya Pehle He Kaat Liya.
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Pathan: Me Ne Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye. 2nd Pathan: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi. 1st: Me Ne Likha Tha K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tum Zaror Ana
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Pathan: Kal Subha Mere Abba Kunwain Main Gir Gaye Or Zor Zor Se Chillany Lagy Bachao Bachao. 2nd Pathan: Ab Kese Hain? 1st: Theak He Hongy, Kal Sham Se Koi Aawaz To Nahi Aai
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1 Pathan Cycle Chalate Aur Gungunate Howe Kahin Ja Raha Tha Rastae Mein Ek Aurat Se Takra Betha. Aurat Chilla Kar Boli, “Break Nahi Maar Sakte They Kya ???” Pathan Herat Se… “Pora Cycle Mar Deya Abhi Break Mar Kar Kia Faida.”
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1 Pathan Ne Ek Buzurg Se Koch Pocha Buzurg Ne 2 Thapar Laga Diye 1 Admi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Tumne Kiya Bola, Pathan: Mein Ne Sirf Pocha Ke “14 August Ki Nimaz Kaha Hogi”
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1 Pathan “Paksitan” Ka Flag Lene Gya, Shop Wale Ne Usay Flag Diya Pathan Ne Koch Pocha Jise Sun Ke Dukandar Pagal Ho Gaya Guess . . . Pathan: Es Mein Aur Color Dikaow
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1 Pathan Naha Raha Tha, K Aik Dost Darwazey Pe Aaya, Pathan Aise He Bahar Aagaya, Dost Bola: Kuch To Pehan Lo Yaar. Pathan Bhag Ker Andar Gaya Aur Chappal Pehan Ker Aagaya

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