Funny Jokes

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Funny Jokes

Only three doors


An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Funny Jokes

Speeding


A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Funny Jokes

is it michael jackson


little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

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Dirty Joke

Ketchup and rubber buns

DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". KID: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store? KID: Ketchup and rubber buns. DAD: What did you have for dinner? KID: Ketchup and rubber buns. DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street? KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!