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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Pathan jokes

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? 

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki 

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!! 

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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, 

kisi ne pocha kyun maara. 

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, 

janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…


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JIN : HUOOO HAHAHAHAH KYA HUKUM HAI MERE AAAQAA??? 

PATHAN: MERE LIEYE EK MEHAL BANAAOOO .... 

JIN : SARKAAR MEHAL BANAA DIEYA #$%% AUR KYA HUKUM 

HAI MERE AAAQAAA???? 

PATHAN: AB US MAIN HUM KO WATCH-MAN LAGAO

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Dost pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? 

pathn:Han 

Dost:kis k 7? 

Pathn:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq diya. 

jab wo pareshan howa to hum bola:APRIL 

FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

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Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? 

Khan Saab: 20 No wali. 

Man: Agar 20 No wali Na Milay Tu? 

Khan Saab:Phir;10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena..

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Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag gaya. 

Pathan hansne laga. 

Dost: Wo tmhara mobile lekar bhaga or tm hans rahe ho. 

Pathan: Bhagne do charger to mere pas ha..
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1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building 
sai 6 logon ko nikala! 

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( 

Q??? 

Is liye 



Wo 6 log 
Fire Brigade walay thay:-)
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PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA? 

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE 

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;-> 

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A ]Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start 
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him 
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai 
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh 
to janwar hai, usko kya pata

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bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? 
pathan:nhi 
bush:tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! 
pathan:tumhain tairna ata hy? 
bush:yes 
pathan:tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy!!!!!!!?

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