Funny Jokes

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan jokes

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? 

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki 

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!! 
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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara, 

kisi ne pocha kyun maara. 

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge, 

janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…

Pathan jokes

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai
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A Pathan Goes To A Hotel And Eats Heartily. After Eating He Goes To Wash His Hands But Starts Washing The Basin Instead. The Manager Comes Running And Asks Him, “Khan Sahab , Aap Kya Kar Raheho?” To This The Man Replies, “Oye, Tumne Hi To Idhar Board Lagaya Hai, “Wash Basin”